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Does this sum up history, nicely?

A History Lesson

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Excellent! I’d party with you! Beer!

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Is this a correct statement of world history/evolution?

For those that don’t know about world history … Here is a condensed versionâ€&brkbar; Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and went to the coast or rivers and lived on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum canwere invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement… Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamersinHollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys,lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to #$%$ them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.

No, it’s just a funny email.

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Is this a good condensed version of history?

For those that don’t know about world history … Here is a condensed versionâ€&brkbar; Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and went to the coast or rivers and lived on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum canwere invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement… Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamersinHollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys,lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to #$%$ them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.

Whoa you’ll have to make it way shorter than that.

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Is this a condensed version of mankinds histry?

For those that don’t know about world history … Here is a condensed versionâ€&brkbar; Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and went to the coast or rivers and lived on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum canwere invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement…

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamersinHollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys,lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively.

Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to #$%$ them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.
Leroy Abraham Lincoln was a repubician and the government in the Southern States were liberal. Anyways MERRY Christmas to you too

Yep, just as we were taught in school.

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What does beer have to do with the evolution of liberals and conservatives?

Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunters/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and would go to the coast and live on fish and lobster in the winter.

The two most important events in all of history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups:

1. Liberals; and
2. Conservatives.

Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture. Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum can were invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed.

Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to B-B-Q at night while they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement.

Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly B-B-Q’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement.

Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. The rest became known as girliemen.

Some noteworthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided.

Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass.

Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.

Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamers in Hollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat.

Conservatives drink domestic beer. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big-game hunters, rodeo cowboys, lumberjacks, construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, corporate executives, athletes, Marines, and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living.

Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing.

Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to piss them off.
I just have to dust this one off every once in a while.
Uh-oh. It would seem the libbies can’t take a little joke.

Liberals put fruit in their beer, and conservatives put whiskey in theirs.

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Is this a condensed version of mankinds history?

For those that don’t know about world history … Here is a condensed versionâ€&brkbar; Humans originally existed as members of small bands of nomadic hunter/gatherers. They lived on deer in the mountains during the summer and went to the coast or rivers and lived on fish and lobster in the winter. The two most important events in history were the invention of beer and the invention of the wheel. The wheel was invented to get man to the beer. These were the foundation of modern civilization and together were the catalyst for the splitting of humanity into two distinct subgroups: 1 . Liberals 2. Conservatives. Once beer was discovered, it required grain and that was the beginning of agriculture.Neither the glass bottle nor aluminum canwere invented yet, so while our early humans were sitting around waiting for them to be invented, they just stayed close to the brewery. That’s how villages were formed. Some men spent their days tracking and killing animals to BBQ at nightwhile they were drinking beer. This was the beginning of what is known as the Conservative movement… Other men who were weaker and less skilled at hunting learned to live off the conservatives by showing up for the nightly BBQ’s and doing the sewing, fetching, and hair dressing. This was the beginning of the Liberal movement. Some of these liberal men eventually evolved into women. They became known as girlie-men. Some note worthy liberal achievements include the domestication of cats, the invention of group therapy, group hugs, and the concept of Democratic voting to decide how to divide the meat and beer that conservatives provided Over the years conservatives came to be symbolized by the largest, most powerful land animal on earth, the elephant. Liberals are symbolized by the jackass for obvious reasons. Modern liberals like imported beer (with lime added), but most prefer white wine or imported bottled water. They eat raw fish but like their beef well done. Sushi, tofu, and French food are standard liberal fare.. Another interesting evolutionary side note: most of their women have higher testosterone levels than their men. Most social workers, personal injury attorneys, journalists, dreamersinHollywood and group therapists are liberals. Liberals invented the designated hitter rule because it wasn’t fair to make the pitcher also bat. Conservatives drink domestic beer, mostly Bud or Miller. They eat red meat and still provide for their women. Conservatives are big game hunters, rodeo cowboys,lumberjacks,construction workers, firemen, medical doctors, police officers, engineers, corporate executives, athletes, members of the military, airline pilots and generally anyone who works productively. Conservatives who own companies hire other conservatives who want to work for a living. Liberals produce little or nothing. They like to govern the producers and decide what to do with the production. Liberals believe Europeans are more enlightened than Americans. That is why most of the liberals remained in Europe when conservatives were coming to America .. They crept in after the Wild West was tamed and created a business of trying to get more for nothing. Here ends today’s lesson in world history: It should be noted that a Liberal may have a momentary urge to angrily respond to the above before forwarding it. A Conservative will simply laugh and be so convinced of the absolute truth of this history that it will be forwarded immediately to other true believers and to more liberals just to #$%$ them off. And there you have it. Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer.
Evelard 3 things I would like to point out
First its a joke
Second regardless how bad you think my grammar is if you have a normal IQ you would read it regardless of it being a paragraph or not. If I dont understand or have difficulty with the material I always reread
Third If you believe my post is pathetic why bother deal with ut

I dont know but.. i really loved your final line.

"Let your next action reveal your true self…..I’m going to have another beer."

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can someone please give me another example for this ASAP!?

so here is an example of something i read and then at the bottom it asked me a question:
In 1985, the EU banned imports of meat derived from animals treated with growth hormones. The EU said that the ban was motivated by health concerns. However, the U.S. beef industry saw it as protectionism, an unfair attempt to shield European producers from American competition. What followed became known as the Beef War.
How else might health and environmental concerns affect trade?
so i was wondering can someone please give me another example so i can fully understand it i really need it ASAP please help me and thank you
p.s- have a nice day!

Lots of ways. There was the BSE scare that affected US beef prices on the shelf when Canadian beef was restricted, and what if Kyoto or some successor to it calls for less meat production because meat is resource intensive and generates too much methane gas?

What I can say for certain is that every action gets a call from business that fund elections to politicians to get payback if a trade barrier goes up that affects their livelyhood. In commodities, protectionism is a fundamental concern, and it is costly every time it happens because it gets reflected on the other side of the trade cycle, if not for the very same commodity, then for other products from the same trading partner. If you want to see just what that can do, look up the Smoot-Hawley act on wikipedia.

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Will There Be Any Beef Next Spring?

From a cyber friend:

"I had to pop in and tell ya’ll what I see and hear from the cattle industry here in Okla. Ya’ll think the prices are high now, well you best be getting two or three freezers and fill up with meat and any veggies now. Come spring it will be out of sight if you can get it.!!!!!

Reason for that is simple but two-fold, at least in the beef cattle industry: Cattle producers here are dumping cattle at sales lot as fast as they can and have been since back in JUne. And I am not talking the normal feeder cattle you normally buy in grocery store( steers that feede/rancher buys cheap in spring, fattens all summer on his wheat pasture , then sales in fall to early winter) I am talking about guys who are hauling their prime breeding cattle to market and bawling like babies when they unload them, not because of price but because they are getting rid of their good moma cows. A lot of them are of cows like my old girls in my back yard but younger cows(5-9 yrs old).Cows that will come up and lick the guy’s hand and he can hand feed them. Stock he has named and he knows each one by it’s name and she knows her name when he calls her.Cows they have hand picked and bred the dam and sire to get the genetics to the point they have them now.

But these guys have no choice.They can’t afford to feed them or if they can manage to hang on to the cows a little longer thye can’t find hay. If they find hay they are being charged such out- rageous prices to just buy the hay. Then they can’t afford to haul it into Okla. from out of state. Then they have to worry about water…farm ponds around here and all over OKLa are drying up or are already dried up.(Dh’s little catfish pond is marginal on us having to harvest ALL[B] all the fish out of it if we do not get some run off rain in the next couple of weeks or sooner. He is starting to catch one to two fish a night just to save some of the fish. He is not being picky about the size he is keeping either. If it is barely pan size he is keeping it now.)

So right now you are finidng loads of beef in the shelves of our stores but come next spring when those feeder calves the guy was going to fatten and sell for slaughter aren’t going to be there. Why???? NO hay to feed them, no wheat pastures to graze them on. And buying grain to fed them, ha!!!! A 50 pound bag of feed in late May to early June cost me around $6.50 About two weeks ago when I got feed it was alost $10 for the same brand.

And all thosebaby calves that supposed to be born to the farmer/rancher I spoke of in the above paragraph, well he will not be having those adorable baby calves. The ones he weans and normally takes to market to sale to the guy who buys them to fatten for 6 to 10months and then sell to slaughter to fill the shelves of our grocery.That farmer/rancher sold his breeding stock as well as any feeders he had back in the summer of 2011 when Texas, Okla, New Mexico, Ariziona were having the massive heat wave and no rains.It is sad and not getting any better."

To be guaranteed a whole, half or quarter next spring, you must pay a $50 deposit now.

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Is it possible to sue a meat producer or fast food restaurant?

If you get sick eating tainted beef or chicken?

If the meat was actually tainted, the issue would be with the producer. If it was simply undercooked, then the problem was at the restaurant.

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How is it that everybody past or present in the rap game…?

Says that Tupac is the greatest or at least in the top 3 of all-time best rappers. You have millions of people saying Tupac was the greatest, lots of big producers, rappers, etc all saying Tupac is one of the greatest rappers ever..

so how is it everyone on here keeps saying his flow wasnt nothing special, he wasnt a good lyricist, etc? If he wasnt that good dont you think ppl would notice that and back off on calling him GOAT?

Hes clearly one of the greatest to ever do it.. I just dont understand you people. I just think you dont like his big mouth, all the sh*t he got into, all the beefs and all that made you not like him thus ignoring his talent as a rapper.

SMH
Its annoying to see ignorant ppl put down clearly one of the greatest to ever do it just because they dont like him personally
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Tupac PROVED that you dont need to have the greatest lyrics to be a dope rapper.
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I could care less if you think another rapper is better but its when u put him down by saying he wasnt good or that his lyrics sucked.. obviously they didnt if he drew over millions of ppl into his music.

I agree 2Pac was a great MC. The people who are saying he’s a bad lyricist haven’t heard a whole lot of his music, probably. He isn’t a battle rapper, but his lyrics are poetic and have good use of metaphors, which is an important thing in Hip-Hop lyrics.
As for his flow, I would say it is on and off. In a lot of songs he has a great flow, such as Holla if Ya Hear Me and If My Homie Calls, but I think on some songs, particularily on his Makaveli album, his flow sounds a bit rushed. For the most part, though, I would say he had a great flow.

Overall, I consider 2Pac to be an example of a great MC, but not everyone has to agree. Everybody is entitled to their own opinion, whether I agree with it or not.

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